Okay So Here’s Real Life…

I have nine days (which is actually more like eight) to do the following things:

  1. Find my last audition song.
  2. Rehearse both songs with piano accompaniment.
  3. Find two monologues.
  4. Rehearse and memorize them both.
  5. Figure out what the hell is going on in the Seagull, and who is who.
  6. Make a Hungarian flag bandeau top.
  7. Pack my crap for college.
  8. Move into my dorm.
  9. Skim the freshman reading I’ve neglected.
  10. Buy a rug.
  11. Practice up on a little bit of dance and stretch so I’m not screwed for the dance call.
  12. Get headshots taken and printed.
  13. Update and print resumes.
  14. Breathe.

And because of all these things, I cannot go to the wedding convention thingy I wanted to go to which is on my friggin move in day. 

Lord just shoot me now.

Little Bird.